4/17/15

Dear {blank}, please {blank}; part two

All those things you wanted to say, but then you bit your tongue and just didn't...  Until now...

First installment {here}

Dear Facebook,
Please stop with the friend recommendations.  I am already "Facebook friends" with people I went to high school that I wouldn't recognize if I passed them in Target.  Just because a person and I share one mutual connection, a blossoming relationship will most likely not happen.

Dear Women in Hoop Earrings at the Gym,
Please take better care of your appendages.  Aren't you worried you're going to tear something?  I'm cringing just watching those things bob and smack the sides of your jaw.

Dear Essential-Oil Lovers,
Please don't judge me.  I am perfectly happy popping a few Advil for my aches and pains.  I don't want to roll, sniff or otherwise anoint myself.  When did we become such haters of good ole fashioned modern medicine anyway?

Dear Darling Daughters' Laundry Pile,
Please stop growing so quickly.  I swear, we do your laundry three times a week and can't keep up.  Are you wearing four outfits a day without me looking?  How does this happen.  Plus, your clothing is so much smaller than mine.  A "normal" sized basket is never-ending to fold and put away!

Dear Spring Weather,
Please don't take long to come around, and stick around.  Avery looked so longingly out the window and sighed, "I wish I could just go ride my bike.  But I know I can't."  And then did that 17 more times.  I'll trade the cabin fever for dirty feet, skinned knees and bug bites any day.

Dear Amazon Echo, aka Alexa,
Please don't take until June to arrive.  Please let this be Amazon setting the bar really, really low only to arrive early, delivering maximum customer satisfaction.  Curious what Alexa is - check it out {here}  It's basically Siri for your house.  And she's come to our home SOON (or in like two months, but whatever!)

Dear TV Meteorologists,
Please tell us - how much is your "coat and jacket budget."  We're in Minnesota, so granted, it's necessary for those "outdoor" forecast shoots in the spring, winter and fall, but I swear - these people hardly duplicate a look!  How many jackets does a person need!?

Dear Game of Thrones, Season Five,
Please don't disappoint.  I am excited to have you back and really don't want you to suck.

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